10. We thought Benedict Arnold was a traitor!
9. Cleveland has become more desperate than those damn housewives.
---Tony Parker has the right idea.
8. The Decision was already decided 2 years earlier in the Olympics.
7. A King is a title...something LeBron doesn't have.
---His reputation...well he certainly has one of those.
6. LeBron has officially turned into Smeagol...he needs his precious....
5. LeBron's movie "More Than a Game" won a Golden Globe for Best Actor in a Television Drama.
---Not hard to accomplish with an awful supporting cast...
4. We are all Witnesses...to one of the worst sport crimes in modern history.
3. I thought it was bad when Anakin Skywalker joined the Empire, but LeBron takes the cake.
2. "The Chosen One" makes "The Drive," "The Fumble," and "The Shot" almost bearable.
---At least John Elway and Michael Jordan were on the opposing teams.
1. The Number 23 has never been more embarrassing and hated, and I'm not talking about that terrible movie Jim Carrey was in...
